this was after a long day at the dna lounge
i went to zombie prom 2009
my fuel filter that was sticking out my head started spitting blood, then fell off
the one in my neck wouldnt even stay
digging out the makeup made quite a mess of my room


umm lessee the kind of makeup i used:
ben nye liquid latex,
spirit halloween store fake blood,
ben nye nose and scar wax (a little doesnt work as well as a lot)
ben nye fresh scab
ben nye cuts and bruises wheel
ben nye spirit gum
prosaid prosthetic adhesive
and fake broken glass (i think i got it from michaels) good luck finding it

REMEMBER! PUT YOUR CONTACT LENSES IN BEFORE YOU DO THE MAKEUP OR YOU'LL LIKE GO BLIND... OR RUN AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING IN PAIN OR SOME CRAP
blue eye shadow and pink lip gloss
very important to do the pretty make up before you zombie it up
black eyeshadow around the eyes for that dead look
here's where the fun starts
if you want to stick anything on to your face like 'glass' or car parts here's what ya gotta do
step 1: SHAVE
peeling it off later wil be hell if you dont
step 2: paint a layer of liquid latex
this will make the removal of everything soooo much easier

to stick a car part to your head
step 1: get some nose and scar wax
did i say some? i meant alot, you can always spread it out thinner later
and get some spirit gum... or prosthetic adhesive
paint a layer of spirit gum on the chunk of wax
(the wax should be bigger around than the thing you want to stick to you)
step2: tap on the spirit gum until its sticky
if you think you tapped it all off then paint another layer and tap again
step 3: when its sticky, put it where you want it to go (you should have put down a layer of latex before you put the wax on)
step 4: hold it there for a few seconds
step 5: smooth out the edges so it blends with your skin
if you want it to look serrated use a plastic knife, it'll look all gross later
step 6: paint some dark red or reeeeally dark purple around where you plan on sticking the thing
step 7: stab the thing you want into the wax
step 8: push a little of the wax around the thing you just stabbed into it... so it will hold better
step 9: paint a little more of the red or purple

all around zombiness and finishing up the thing you stabbed into yourself

step 10: get some ben nye "fresh scab" i dont think it looks like a fresh scab but whatever it still looks gross
paint it around the thing you've got in the wax

step 11: get some fake blood (i got mine from spirit... like 2 years ago... a pint goes a long way)

you can either use a paint brush or find yourself an irrigation type syringe (a little one)

have fun splattering
btw this is going to take a WHILE
and you should probably do it outside

i actually was able to sleep with the crap on
and went to the dollar store scaring the crap out of locals the next day